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Oon L. A.

I Hate Tests

I have so much stress,
I really need a rest,
From all these UPSR tests,
Oh, how did I get into this mess?

I'd rather play five sets of chess,
Than sitting down studying for this stinky test,
With so much stress,
I don't know how to do my best.


Without these test,
We'll be at our best,
All playing Joshua's electronic chess,
Or looking for a treasure chest,
We would be so much better without all the stress,
Oh, how did we get into this mess?

I would be searching for Amelia Aerhart,
Or learning about the human heart,
Oh, I'll be in America,
Or maybe in the Antartica,
If only we didn't have these test.
Oh, how did we get into this horrible mess?

I hate tests.

J. Kuan
M. Tan W. L.
Oon L. A.
Tay K. Y.

Jamie Fox Part 2

Whatsup?!
I'm Jamie Fox.
Yes, the one who live in the box.
You see,
I had trouble running from a fox,
For my house was full of locks,
And I had the chicken pox.

I still can't believe I'm still alive after being eaten by a fox,
Oh yeah, I have another apointment with the docs. by the dock,
On the way I bought a fork,
So I could eat my giant piece of pork,
And then I met the nerdiest dork,
Then I found the apointment was in New York,
After that it started raining corks,
And thats how I cured my chicken pox.

The first thing I knew when I stepped in my box,
Is that my mom poked me with a flaming fork.

And that is part 2 of Jamie Fox.

Oon L. A.
M. Tan W. L.
J. Kuan
Tay K. Y.
Wong Z. Q.

My Teacher Is Dead Part 3: The Deadliest Flu

Asthe sky is blue,
I found a dead teacher with the flu,
"Oh, God save us all,
Cause you have caught the deadliest flu,
Of all Land Kangaroo",
Said Prince Abu-bu.

"Help me! Help me!
I've caught the flu!"
I called to the people of Land Kangaroo,
But they showed no mercy to a man with the flu,
Maybe just maybe, they already knew,
What happens to a person with the flu.

Perhaps you don't know what they do,
To a person who found the dead teacher with the flu,
Kindly let me explain this to you.

Now they lock you in a room,
Full of tons of home work to do,
If you are caught not doing your to-do,
Which is quite impossible not to do,
Because on your to-do you need to,
Find some unicorn drool,
A monkey's stool,
A chicken's boot and a dragon's tooth.

Those are all the things you need to do,
I know they might sound easy to you,
But when you try to do your to-do,
You'll never ever find what your supposed to do,
And thats what happens when you find a dead teacher with the flu!

Oon L. A.

Jamie Fox

My name is Jamie Fox,
I live in a box,
I have a pet ox,
While my door has many locks.

I have a collection of socks,
And a pair of shoes called Crocs,
I went to the docs.,
And he told me to meet him at the docks.

On the way, I tripped on some blocks,
And then bought some clocks,
And accidentally swallowed a frog.

Then I met Tony Maloney,
Who gave me some baloney,
Then I met a guy named Olomi,
Who was in a woman's bikini,
Dancing on some baloney.

Then I went to the funeral of my boss,
And forgot my appointment with the doc.,
Thats what you get for living in a box,
And begging my mum to name me Jamie Fox,
Lucky me,
I just got eaten by a giant fox.

Oon L. A.
M. Tan W. L.
Tay K. Y.
J. Kuan

Where Did They Go?

I woke up in the morning and went to school that day,
But when I got there,
There was nothing I could say,
Because on that day,
There was nothing but just hay.

I looked and looked but there was nothing in my sight,
But then I realized,
It was going to be midnight,
Then I decided to go home for I used up all my might,
I was wondering where they were for the whole night.

When I reached school today,
I found out there was no more hay,
The only thing i saw was dead bodies coloured in grey,
I thought they were dead bodies dug out from the nearby grave.(our school is next to a grave)

But then I soon dicovered that it was my teachers who were in grey!
Then after that,
They told me,
It were my friends who prepared they're demise!

Tay K. Y.

My Teacher Is Dead Part 2: The Dead Teacher

On top of a mountain,
Surrouded by blocks,
I found a dead teacher under some rocks.

I stuck my hand in,
And pulled out her socks,
It was so smelly,
I had to use corks.

I tried it again,
I pulled out her clogs,
The clogs were red,
There was an ox.
It had a furry body,
And stinky buttocks,
It was so scary,
I hid in a box.

The next thing i knew,
There came some dogs,
Followed by a pack of fox,
That had caught the chicken pox.

When I came out,
I saw a kangaroo,
It said something,
Oh, I know "Ah-choo!"
That was gross,
It spat out goo,
The cow was actually that ox,
And it said "BOO!"
And then again,
I pulled out her shoe,
It was full,
With smelly brown POO!

This is weird,
I never knew,
That dead teacher,
Still had the flu!

Wong Z. Q.

Tony And Olomi

Tony Maloney,
The man who loved baloney,
Fell off his balcony,
Onto my pony,
And my pony was sent to a place called Boney.

So baloney lover Tony Maloney,
Was sent to Town Boney,
And when he got there he hopped off my pony,
And everyone stared for he was rolley poley,
Because he ate so much baloney.

Tony had a cone named Coney,
But people just called it a phoney,
Tony was so mad he ate a month's supply of baloney,
Then spat it at a man named Olomi.

Olomi swallowed the baloney,
And put on his wife's bikini,
Then danced oh Maloney's baloney.

Oon L. A.
Tay K. Y.

My Teacher Is Dead (PG13)

Up on the mountain,
All covered with blood,
I shot my poor teacher,
With a 44 slug. (Type of gun)
I shot her with shame,
I shot her with pride,
I couldn't have missed cause she was 40 inch wide.

I went to her funeral,
I danced on her grave,
Some people threw flowers,
I threw a grenade.
I opened her coffin,
She still wasn't dead,
I took out my chainsaw,
And sawed off her head.

Joy to the world my teacher is dead,
I barbaqued her head!
What happend to her body?
I flushed it down the potty,
Round it goes, round it goes,
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M. Tan W. L.

Here Teacher's Day Comes

Teacher's are evil,
Don't you know?
The nicer they seem,
The more evil they are.

Teacher's are liars,
Don't you know?
They are devils in disguise,
They tell a bit too many lies.

Teacher's are crazy,
Don't you know?
They give so much work,
We might as well die.

Writting this poem is making me nutty,
As teacher's are cmplicated, you see,
Sometimes they're fun; sometimes they're dumb,
For here Teachers Day come.

Oon L. A.

Super Kangaroo!!

Kangaroo, kangaroo, Stephan's kangaroo,
As he claims his name as " Super Kangaroo",
Kangaroo, kangaroo, never gets a "Boo!".

Kangaroo, kangaroo, Super Kangaroo,
Always saves the day even though he has a flu,
He even killed a cebu!

Kangaroo, kangaroo, flying in the sky,
He says goodbye whenever someone dies,
Isn't he polite?

Tay K. Y.
Oon L. A.
S. Shun L. O.

A Witches Daily Basis

Tail of rat, wing of bat,
Boil it with some doggie fat,
Head of cockroach in the cauldron,
Throw in some screaming children.

Slime of slug, tail of dog,
Mix it with some egg of frog,
Then throw in some men in clogs,
And evil teachers with their socks,
Will always be in the cauldron of rocks.

Tay K. Y.
28-1-2010

Welcome to HOME MADE POEMS INC.!!!

Hello!
This is Home Made Poems Inc.! Here a group of students (who are 12 years old in 2010) write poems with their wild, crazy imaginations. Enjoy!!!






Oon L. A.