I Hate Tests

I have so much stress,
I really need a rest,
From all these UPSR tests,
Oh, how did I get into this mess?

I'd rather play five sets of chess,
Than sitting down studying for this stinky test,
With so much stress,
I don't know how to do my best.


Without these test,
We'll be at our best,
All playing Joshua's electronic chess,
Or looking for a treasure chest,
We would be so much better without all the stress,
Oh, how did we get into this mess?

I would be searching for Amelia Aerhart,
Or learning about the human heart,
Oh, I'll be in America,
Or maybe in the Antartica,
If only we didn't have these test.
Oh, how did we get into this horrible mess?

I hate tests.

J. Kuan
M. Tan W. L.
Oon L. A.
Tay K. Y.

Jamie Fox Part 2

Whatsup?!
I'm Jamie Fox.
Yes, the one who live in the box.
You see,
I had trouble running from a fox,
For my house was full of locks,
And I had the chicken pox.

I still can't believe I'm still alive after being eaten by a fox,
Oh yeah, I have another apointment with the docs. by the dock,
On the way I bought a fork,
So I could eat my giant piece of pork,
And then I met the nerdiest dork,
Then I found the apointment was in New York,
After that it started raining corks,
And thats how I cured my chicken pox.

The first thing I knew when I stepped in my box,
Is that my mom poked me with a flaming fork.

And that is part 2 of Jamie Fox.

Oon L. A.
M. Tan W. L.
J. Kuan
Tay K. Y.
Wong Z. Q.

My Teacher Is Dead Part 3: The Deadliest Flu

Asthe sky is blue,
I found a dead teacher with the flu,
"Oh, God save us all,
Cause you have caught the deadliest flu,
Of all Land Kangaroo",
Said Prince Abu-bu.

"Help me! Help me!
I've caught the flu!"
I called to the people of Land Kangaroo,
But they showed no mercy to a man with the flu,
Maybe just maybe, they already knew,
What happens to a person with the flu.

Perhaps you don't know what they do,
To a person who found the dead teacher with the flu,
Kindly let me explain this to you.

Now they lock you in a room,
Full of tons of home work to do,
If you are caught not doing your to-do,
Which is quite impossible not to do,
Because on your to-do you need to,
Find some unicorn drool,
A monkey's stool,
A chicken's boot and a dragon's tooth.

Those are all the things you need to do,
I know they might sound easy to you,
But when you try to do your to-do,
You'll never ever find what your supposed to do,
And thats what happens when you find a dead teacher with the flu!

Oon L. A.