Jamie Fox

My name is Jamie Fox,
I live in a box,
I have a pet ox,
While my door has many locks.

I have a collection of socks,
And a pair of shoes called Crocs,
I went to the docs.,
And he told me to meet him at the docks.

On the way, I tripped on some blocks,
And then bought some clocks,
And accidentally swallowed a frog.

Then I met Tony Maloney,
Who gave me some baloney,
Then I met a guy named Olomi,
Who was in a woman's bikini,
Dancing on some baloney.

Then I went to the funeral of my boss,
And forgot my appointment with the doc.,
Thats what you get for living in a box,
And begging my mum to name me Jamie Fox,
Lucky me,
I just got eaten by a giant fox.

Oon L. A.
M. Tan W. L.
Tay K. Y.
J. Kuan

Where Did They Go?

I woke up in the morning and went to school that day,
But when I got there,
There was nothing I could say,
Because on that day,
There was nothing but just hay.

I looked and looked but there was nothing in my sight,
But then I realized,
It was going to be midnight,
Then I decided to go home for I used up all my might,
I was wondering where they were for the whole night.

When I reached school today,
I found out there was no more hay,
The only thing i saw was dead bodies coloured in grey,
I thought they were dead bodies dug out from the nearby grave.(our school is next to a grave)

But then I soon dicovered that it was my teachers who were in grey!
Then after that,
They told me,
It were my friends who prepared they're demise!

Tay K. Y.

My Teacher Is Dead Part 2: The Dead Teacher

On top of a mountain,
Surrouded by blocks,
I found a dead teacher under some rocks.

I stuck my hand in,
And pulled out her socks,
It was so smelly,
I had to use corks.

I tried it again,
I pulled out her clogs,
The clogs were red,
There was an ox.
It had a furry body,
And stinky buttocks,
It was so scary,
I hid in a box.

The next thing i knew,
There came some dogs,
Followed by a pack of fox,
That had caught the chicken pox.

When I came out,
I saw a kangaroo,
It said something,
Oh, I know "Ah-choo!"
That was gross,
It spat out goo,
The cow was actually that ox,
And it said "BOO!"
And then again,
I pulled out her shoe,
It was full,
With smelly brown POO!

This is weird,
I never knew,
That dead teacher,
Still had the flu!

Wong Z. Q.