Jamie Fox

My name is Jamie Fox,
I live in a box,
I have a pet ox,
While my door has many locks.

I have a collection of socks,
And a pair of shoes called Crocs,
I went to the docs.,
And he told me to meet him at the docks.

On the way, I tripped on some blocks,
And then bought some clocks,
And accidentally swallowed a frog.

Then I met Tony Maloney,
Who gave me some baloney,
Then I met a guy named Olomi,
Who was in a woman's bikini,
Dancing on some baloney.

Then I went to the funeral of my boss,
And forgot my appointment with the doc.,
Thats what you get for living in a box,
And begging my mum to name me Jamie Fox,
Lucky me,
I just got eaten by a giant fox.

Oon L. A.
M. Tan W. L.
Tay K. Y.
J. Kuan

Where Did They Go?

I woke up in the morning and went to school that day,
But when I got there,
There was nothing I could say,
Because on that day,
There was nothing but just hay.

I looked and looked but there was nothing in my sight,
But then I realized,
It was going to be midnight,
Then I decided to go home for I used up all my might,
I was wondering where they were for the whole night.

When I reached school today,
I found out there was no more hay,
The only thing i saw was dead bodies coloured in grey,
I thought they were dead bodies dug out from the nearby grave.(our school is next to a grave)

But then I soon dicovered that it was my teachers who were in grey!
Then after that,
They told me,
It were my friends who prepared they're demise!

Tay K. Y.

My Teacher Is Dead Part 2: The Dead Teacher

On top of a mountain,
Surrouded by blocks,
I found a dead teacher under some rocks.

I stuck my hand in,
And pulled out her socks,
It was so smelly,
I had to use corks.

I tried it again,
I pulled out her clogs,
The clogs were red,
There was an ox.
It had a furry body,
And stinky buttocks,
It was so scary,
I hid in a box.

The next thing i knew,
There came some dogs,
Followed by a pack of fox,
That had caught the chicken pox.

When I came out,
I saw a kangaroo,
It said something,
Oh, I know "Ah-choo!"
That was gross,
It spat out goo,
The cow was actually that ox,
And it said "BOO!"
And then again,
I pulled out her shoe,
It was full,
With smelly brown POO!

This is weird,
I never knew,
That dead teacher,
Still had the flu!

Wong Z. Q.

Tony And Olomi

Tony Maloney,
The man who loved baloney,
Fell off his balcony,
Onto my pony,
And my pony was sent to a place called Boney.

So baloney lover Tony Maloney,
Was sent to Town Boney,
And when he got there he hopped off my pony,
And everyone stared for he was rolley poley,
Because he ate so much baloney.

Tony had a cone named Coney,
But people just called it a phoney,
Tony was so mad he ate a month's supply of baloney,
Then spat it at a man named Olomi.

Olomi swallowed the baloney,
And put on his wife's bikini,
Then danced oh Maloney's baloney.

Oon L. A.
Tay K. Y.

My Teacher Is Dead (PG13)

Up on the mountain,
All covered with blood,
I shot my poor teacher,
With a 44 slug. (Type of gun)
I shot her with shame,
I shot her with pride,
I couldn't have missed cause she was 40 inch wide.

I went to her funeral,
I danced on her grave,
Some people threw flowers,
I threw a grenade.
I opened her coffin,
She still wasn't dead,
I took out my chainsaw,
And sawed off her head.

Joy to the world my teacher is dead,
I barbaqued her head!
What happend to her body?
I flushed it down the potty,
Round it goes, round it goes,
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M. Tan W. L.

Here Teacher's Day Comes

Teacher's are evil,
Don't you know?
The nicer they seem,
The more evil they are.

Teacher's are liars,
Don't you know?
They are devils in disguise,
They tell a bit too many lies.

Teacher's are crazy,
Don't you know?
They give so much work,
We might as well die.

Writting this poem is making me nutty,
As teacher's are cmplicated, you see,
Sometimes they're fun; sometimes they're dumb,
For here Teachers Day come.

Oon L. A.

Super Kangaroo!!

Kangaroo, kangaroo, Stephan's kangaroo,
As he claims his name as " Super Kangaroo",
Kangaroo, kangaroo, never gets a "Boo!".

Kangaroo, kangaroo, Super Kangaroo,
Always saves the day even though he has a flu,
He even killed a cebu!

Kangaroo, kangaroo, flying in the sky,
He says goodbye whenever someone dies,
Isn't he polite?

Tay K. Y.
Oon L. A.
S. Shun L. O.